well. well. well. looks like someone’s finally jockin’ jay-z’s LAST NAME… you’ve only been married for 2, i mean 3, i mean nobody really knows how many years now and you’re just NOW changing your last name? tardy pass for beyoncé, come to the late office, bey! not sure if you’re aware, but this whole changing your last name thing is commonly done as of, if not before, the actual wedding day. just saying… so why now? it’s not like people don’t already know who you’re married to!!! and it’s not as though you’re married to some loser who still lives in his parents’ basement playing video games all day…we’re talking about JIGGA MAN here!!! i could even see changing it if the guy had a bizarre or hard to pronounce last name like MacGhilleseatheanaich or Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff or Boob (which I found out ranks #64186 in the most common surnames in the U.S. and had 290 occurences in the 2000 census…wtf???). maybe between her father’s paternity suits, and her parents’ highly publicized divorce she’s trying to get some good press in her life. good for you, girl. and she’s apparently slotted to perform at the grammys, so it looks like the well-oiled machine continues to run perfectly, just as planned.

speaking of million dollar making machines, i just saw avatar in 3D with my mom and it was fantastic. please do yourself a favor and go see it. it’s so hard to believe technology has come so far. james cameron and james horner once again prove to be an unstoppable team as the soundtrack is as equally on point as every other aspect of the movie. and just when i thought i couldn’t love zoe saldana any more, she blew me away. make sure you catch it in 3D though!
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and now for today’s hot mess of the day: “friends” who never call you back. first of all, being a flakemonster is just not a good look for anyone. second, when you tweet details as minute as what you’re eating for breakfast and when you’re going to sleep, i know you’re on your phone all the time, bitch. really, you have time to tell all of cyber world that you’re wearing a cute outfit, but you can’t find the time to tell give a buzz to someone who is actually (and has been for a long time) there for you. damn. so as 2010 approaches maybe some people might want to take some time and think about who their real friends are, and eliminate all the “friends” that are cluttering the space in your mind that should be reserved for those who truly care. i know that i for one will definitely be doing some mental housecleaning.